For Sale: This Fucking Thing
For Sale: Unique Metal Sculpture (Approximately 18 inches tall) Looking to unload this one-of-a-kind metal piece—it’s burnt, melted, bent, and unrecognizable, mounted on a sturdy wooden base measuring 1 foot by 1 foot. Despite its rugged appearance, it’s definitely not haunted, cursed, or evil—no nosebleeds, blood smells, or teratomas involved. Perfect for collectors or those…