May 2025
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A Look Back: NYPD Mech, 1917
In 1917, New York City faced significant challenges with illegal street vending, which cluttered sidewalks and hindered commerce. In response, the NYPD employed a novel and notable method to address the issue: deploying a six-story mechanical device designed to clear out unauthorized vendors from busy thoroughfares. This mechanical apparatus was part of the city’s broader…
For Sale: This Fucking Thing
For Sale: Unique Metal Sculpture (Approximately 18 inches tall) Looking to unload this one-of-a-kind metal piece—it’s burnt, melted, bent, and unrecognizable, mounted on a sturdy wooden base measuring 1 foot by 1 foot. Despite its rugged appearance, it’s definitely not haunted, cursed, or evil—no nosebleeds, blood smells, or teratomas involved. Perfect for collectors or those…
Six Local Dumbasses Watch As Tornado Kills Six Local Dumbasses
In what has become a chilling reminder of nature’s unpredictable power, a recent tornado claimed the lives of six residents in Norman, Oklahoma. Eyewitness footage captured by one of the individuals involved paints a surreal and sobering picture. The group, aware of the severe weather warnings, chose to remain outside as the funnel cloud approached….